Elgg canot connect to database redirect

Is there a way to redirect, or change the page, "elgg cannot connect to database etc."  page

We experience an elgg database crash approximately 4 to 5 times a week and the only way to restart it is to reboot the mysql server. During this time my members get the elgg cannot connect to the database page This is kind of confusing to an eight year old who may think he has done something wrong. Is their somewhere I can hack this to give a more reassuring feel